[ENTER to WIN] 3 Months Discovery+ Voucher


Entry Dates 2022-03-18T18:30:00Z2022-03-21T18:30:00Z

Rules

Simply post a joke and make the community smile.

Winners will be chosen based on no. of likes (minimum 5 likes).

Key Points

  • Access to exclusive premium shows and originals
  • 100% ad-free
  • A monthly voucher will be given that automatically renews for 3 months
  • You will be charged Rs. 0.01 to enable the subscription
  • Use any credit card, debit card or Google Pay as mode of payment.

Aaaaaand Go!

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A guy asked a girl sitting alone at the library, “do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl answered with a loud voice, “NO! I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt a little embarrassed, right?”

The guy responded with a loud voice, “WHAT?! 200 DOLLARS JUST FOR ONE NIGHT?! THAT’S TOO MUCH!”

Now all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears, “I study law and I know how to make others feel guilty.”

:rofl: :joy:

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Damn, Burn! :slight_smile: Good one.

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This one is hilarious.

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Im Excited

Yes, I’m Excited for Giveaway :smile:

This is what i was looking for in this forum, people don’t smile & interact
Thanks for initiating :heart: :+1:

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Haha, tht’s continuation of post from your topic-how to get girl, i get it :smile: :+1:

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:sweat_smile: :rofl: Yes bro @Red_Orange its

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Ayesha: Hello 📞

Unknown: do u have a boyfriend? 🤔

Ayesha: yes why are you asking?

Unknown: it’s me your father so u have a boyfriend at that Age… we will see when I get home 🙄

Ayesha: daddy please am joking …I can Explain 😥 …he hangs up …

Again A phone 📲 ring again 📞

Ayesha: Hello 📞

Unknown: do you have a boyfriend ?🤔

Ayesha: No!!

Unknown: ooh!! Honey so your ashamed of me ?🤔

Ayesha: No!! sorry babe I thought it was my father

Unknown: yes it still me your father… just wanted to confirm if u have a boyfriend I’ll meet you home 🤚🚶😂😂🤚🙄.

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IQ level :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
If-Olive-Oil

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“Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.":joy::joy::rofl:

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Last day today.

If you can’t make a post, atleast vote for the best joke here

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